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Klaine. Some Klaine. A little bit more Klaine. Oh, and Klaine, of course!
Posted on 21st Apr at 9:25 PM, with 87,799 notes





well, thats enough internet for today

I need this

Does this come in varying colours, because I want a rainbow of them. 

Oh my god

they come in pink too

Posted on 21st Apr at 9:07 PM, with 15 notes
[Klaine fic] Books and Us


Summary: Blaine never thought he would end up becoming a criminal but here he was, breaking into a public library at night. When his peaceful studying is interrupted by weird noises he realises - he is not alone; someone, or something, is there in the dark with him. Co-written with precious-passenger

Rating: M / N-17

Length: 6,800 words

It was a beautiful evening. A beautiful evening to break the law, Blaine thought to himself as he entered the library.

The place was filled with people, mostly his age. Some were running their fingers over the covers of old dusty books, others frowning slightly as they read the same paragraph several times, biting their pens as they copied some text off the books. Blaine took a deep breath filling his lungs with a welcoming smell of old papers and coffee that was being brewed in the little cafe right next to the newspaper stand.

He let the hawk-like librarian scan his card and assured him that he was aware that the library was closing in less than thirty five minutes.

Taking a look around, Blaine tried to assess where it would be best to hide but he wasn’t as successful as he had hoped to be. Fortunately, luck was on his side because at that moment he heard the janitor speaking to the librarian.

“I’m done for today. Gonna go put my things in the closet and go home.”

Blaine peeked at the woman and when she moved, he slowly started following her. The janitor put the bucket and the broom into the closet and Blaine had just enough time to see that he would be able to fit in there. If only the janitor didn’t lock the door, Blaine would be able to squeeze himself in for a while.

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Posted on 21st Apr at 3:22 PM, with 2,150 notes


inspired by (x) and (x)

Posted on 17th Apr at 6:55 AM, with 43,025 notes


one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

Posted on 17th Apr at 6:45 AM, with 126,473 notes


imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

Posted on 17th Apr at 6:30 AM, with 5,888 notes


One day this will be: “Anderson-Hummels! Anderson-Hummels!” as Blaine tries to lead his and Kurt’s as yet barely upright children in a rousing chorus of ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider.’

Posted on 16th Apr at 8:30 PM, with 1,004 notes

au - MPREG - After six months in the Big Apple and since forgoing the condoms, Blaine realizes he’s knocked up. If only he could have told Kurt differently.

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