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Posted on 31st Aug at 8:51 PM, with 134,321 notes
Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.
Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!
Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.
Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.
Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!
Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.
Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Feminists: Um...
Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!
Posted on 31st Aug at 8:25 PM, with 1,036 notes
plumey:

it seems like everyone could use a pick me up today so here’s kurt making breakfast for a super fabulous looking blaine, as suggested by the lovely hazelandglasz

plumey:

it seems like everyone could use a pick me up today so here’s kurt making breakfast for a super fabulous looking blaine, as suggested by the lovely hazelandglasz

Posted on 28th Aug at 8:52 PM, with 349 notes

AU:  Kurt attends a party for “breaking the ice” after getting his first job. One of the activities is to find someone with a matching food item on their note card. He gets spaghetti and has to look for meatballs. But they find him first. They spend the rest of the night together, but then Blaine disappears. After a few months Kurt finds a mysterious message on his car. {insp} | (write a ff)

Posted on 28th Aug at 8:48 PM, with 72,109 notes
fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
Posted on 28th Aug at 8:46 PM, with 2 notes
hybrids!Klaine - ‘Left Behind’

Summary: When people get tired of their pets or no longer have enough money or health to take care of them, the poor beings are usually left in animal shelters. Some are not that lucky. A human/dog hybrid Blaine finds himself in a dark forest when his owner leaves him there to fend for his life.

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