Non Omnis Moriar
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Expectations vs. Reality (not spoiler-free)
Klaine. Some Klaine. A little bit more Klaine. Oh, and Klaine, of course!
Posted on 17th Apr at 6:55 AM, with 17,234 notes


one time i was channel surfing and i came to a scene in twilight where rob pattinson climbs up into a tree as edward cullen and i changed the channel and rob pattinson hopped out of a tree as cedric diggory from harry potter

Posted on 17th Apr at 6:45 AM, with 87,659 notes


imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

Posted on 17th Apr at 6:30 AM, with 4,930 notes


One day this will be: “Anderson-Hummels! Anderson-Hummels!” as Blaine tries to lead his and Kurt’s as yet barely upright children in a rousing chorus of ‘The Itsy Bitsy Spider.’

Posted on 16th Apr at 8:30 PM, with 911 notes

au - MPREG - After six months in the Big Apple and since forgoing the condoms, Blaine realizes he’s knocked up. If only he could have told Kurt differently.

Posted on 15th Apr at 9:13 PM, with 3,689 notes


I made a thing. It’s Klaine fanart based on Auburn song “Perfect Two” :)

Posted on 15th Apr at 8:46 PM, with 1,246 notes

oops…seems like someone got caught :3 

oops…seems like someone got caught :3 

Posted on 14th Apr at 8:27 PM, with 31,007 notes



Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

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